One girl and one boy is just not enough.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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