Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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