My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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