you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
How's work?
Spinning.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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