do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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