My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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