I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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