New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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