11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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