I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
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No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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