West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He? As in you personified your dick?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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