I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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