What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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