I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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