Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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