Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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