Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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