They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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