Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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