I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
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Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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