Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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