My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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