I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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