No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
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Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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