thus making me awesome and them whores
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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