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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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