They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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