I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The Olympian is in my bed
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
