Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We just shotgunned beers for America
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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