he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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