Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think i peed on brittanys purse
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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