You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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