Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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