Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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