The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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