i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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