He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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