Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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