just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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