there was a trapeze. enough said
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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