I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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