the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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