I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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