the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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