lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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