it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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