i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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