i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I just want nice things and good sex
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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