How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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