I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
"it" just moved
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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