therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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