Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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