the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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