You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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