I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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