you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
